Musicals meet Jeremy Kyle

I love a good musical, and a bad one if i'm honest. There's nothing like a camp song and dance spectacle to make your day. That being said I often think that if these characters had the chance to fight out their differences on Jezza's sofa's would they really have made such a song and dance about all of their problems?

I gave it a think and here are some classic musicals Jeremy Kyle headlines.  

Starlight Express- Love stories getting boring? Increase the risk, add roller-skates. 

 Chess- The prequel to the highly anticipated new musical 'Drafts'

 Legally Blonde- Blonde's do have more fun. And the ability to talk themselves into a highly prestigious law school. 

Joseph- Proving that you should never tell your children who your favourite is. 

Mamma Mia- It's all Greek to me. 

 Lion King- It means all of the worries for the rest of Simba's life.

Mary Poppins- Spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Can you give a definition?

Several musicals also fall under the category of-

"If you can't look after your children, don't have so many."

The Sound of Music- Thank God for the rogue nun. 

The King and I- At least he has plenty of choice for an heir.

And then there are those under the category,

"Without the music its almost certainly abduction."

Les Miserables- There is far too much drama and depression for one caption. 

Annie- The first time a ginger was the top choice.

 Oliver- Child labour is acceptable if they are homeless.

There are so many shows that this will be a regular feature on this blog. If you are also a musicals fan give me a follow and maybe we can solve our favourite shows problems together! Feel free to tweet me any musical Jeremy Kyle suggestions here.